How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

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The Oatmeal

Matthew Inman

Jesus Rollerblading Christ--another helping of TheOatmeal! Mrow, MOAR kitty comics. Mr. Oats delivers a sidesplitting serving of cat humor in his new book, How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You.If your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, this isn't a gift. It's a warning. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious, brilliant offering of comics, facts, and instructional guides about crazy cat behaviors from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com.How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You presents fan favorites, such as "Cat vs. Internet," "How to Pet a Kitty," and "The Bobcats," plus 17 brand-new, never-before-seen cat-themed comic strips. This Oatmeal collection is a must-have for cat-lovers from Mr. Oats!

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Author

The Oatmeal

Pages

Publisher

Andrews McMeel Publishing

Published Date

2012-10-09

ISBN

1449410499 9781449410490

Ratings

Google: 4.5

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"As a cat owner/guardian, I have since learned the signs that warn me that I have tread on dangerous waters and thus it was much better to turn around and leave before it got bloody. I am only alive right now because I am the source of wet cat food and since none of them can open a can or get the dry out of the a container, I suppose I should consider myself lucky for now. xD<br/><br/>But honestly I loved this little book of comics. They were indeed funny as you get a glimpse into what a cat could possibly be thinking. I would have to say my favorite is "How to Pet the Kitty". I have learned on numerous occasions that a show of belly is not entirely an offer to pet it and there will be plenty of blood and pain if you dare try it. <br/><br/>Truly this book is a fun read and you definitely enjoy it as I have."