Christmas Bloody Christmas

"Who doesn’t love a good Christmas horror movie? This was an absolute blast! Best Christmas movie of 2022. Writer/director/producer Joe Begos shot this in glorious 16mm, and nearly every frame is drenched in neon. With a killer robot Santa designed by the team behind the cenobites of 2022’s Hellraiser, an unconventionally awesome final girl, propulsive synth score bolstered by killer cuts from the likes of Isis, Thou, & Deth Crux, and epic, nasty, unrelentingly gory kills, Christmas Bloody Christmas brings bloody mayhem and punkrock Christmas spirit in equal measure."

"This is why I love this site. I’d just watched a bad movie that I feared ruined my night. But then I see Gordon’s rec of this absolute masterpiece, a movie I would have never given a second look to otherwise, and my night is saved. "

"Another cheaply made movie but with a decent premise (a killer robot Santa) ….but it just dragggged and I swear the leads must have said the f word a thousand times just in the first scene! I don’t mind b movies but keep it moving !"

"I'm all for a killer Santa, but this one was off for me. "

"I really enjoyed this one the characters are fantastic and the kills are creative 7/10"

"very fine horror in an 80s vein, loved the synth & heavy metal style w/ a little robo cop thrown in(the thing wouldn’t die😂). Tori starts off as party girl & …well check it out for yourself 👍🏼 & absolutely no cgi, all real stunts. 7⭐️⭐️"

"This movie is as weighed down by excessive use of profanity. And I love profanity. I get they wanted us to know this girl “wasn’t like other girls” she’s counter cultural, she drinks guys under the table, likes rock music, curses a lot. None of that made her interesting nor did it save this from being a chore to get through. Once the action finally starts it’s just lots of yelling with a lil killing sprinkled in. "

"Who is reviewing this so highly? I love a good “bad movie”, I watched GingerDead Man yesterday and loved it. But this was so meh! They made a huge point of the Santa robot knowing 90,000 words but he didn’t have a single line in the whole movie?! "