The Resort

"The Blair Witch Project meets the tropical paradise of Hawaii "

"This movie absolutely sucked, don't get me wrong, but Mr. F*cking Thor Look Alike made it worth the watch."

"My mind kept wandering while watching so I kept losing the admittedly sparse plot. Never a good sign in a horror movie."

"This movie is terrible. Do not waste your time unless you like making fun of cheesy horror films, which I do on occasion. It got 3.3/10 on IMDb just sayin. "

"Brock O'Hurn only good part of this movie."

"Awful"

"Finally watched this after it kept popping up in my reccomended. Storyline had major potential, the execution was just awful. First half is the group walking through the woods and the last bit would make a bad trip seem pleasant. 2/10"

"That was just terrible. "

"This movie was terrible. I wish i read the reviews on here first. Movie plot has potential however it was executed horribly. The “climax” happened in the last twenty minutes the other part of the movie was them walking through a forest. It was in no way scary or thrilling. This movie was so bad i couldn’t even laugh at it. "

"I watched this movie purely because I wanted something to laugh at...it was so bad I couldn't even do that. It took 50 min for it to get to the point, then the entire climax took place in 20 min at the end. The best part about this was the music, yet none of it was listed in the credits. If a single leg can get a spot on the credits, so should the music."