Belacyprus

A horror film that is absolutely sickening. But you would, and should, always expect that of a24. Barry Keoghan plays his role so perfectly it made me uncomfortable and actually made my anxiety act up. Great film.

Jodie Whittaker had so much potential to be a good and charming character but you could replace her with a cardboard cut out and I still wouldn’t be able to tell the difference. I mean I was hesitant on the Capaldi Doctor but I grew to love him, but with her it’s just zilch. She doesn’t do anything to stand out and frankly it ruins The Doctor ( a character known for standing out in a crowd).

This movie is both the worst and best thing I’ve ever seen. Me and the person I saw it with were cackling and whispering like gossiping hens due to the silliness of the plot as well as over expressively mouthing along to the wonderful music of abba. Oh and Cher is there too!

Don’t get me wrong, I love musicals but I’m getting a lil tired of Lin Manuel Miranda. All of his songs are, how do you say, oversimplified? They’re really basic like, one of these songs is just called black out and they just sing about the power being shut off. I need substance! I mean Hamilton had substance and so did moana? This is like his passion project and it is probably the most bland musical I’ve ever seen.

Movie that makes you want to live in an Italian villa and be fed grapes by your lover of the same sex. Just try no to think about Armie Hammer’s vicious cannibalism fetish.

Great nail biter that puts you on the edge of your seat; Cillian Murphy is straight up scraggly, depressing and dirty but I’m still down bad.

I was bullied for reading this in middle school. Now I want a sewer man without a nose to take me to an underground lake house and destroy my enemies. See what bullying can do people? It makes you like this.