Camuel Bush

Roughly 2 hours of clowning on sub-zero? Don't mind if I do.

Name says it all. It's a fight between two original horror move clichés. So obviously it's cheesy, gory, and some of the dialogue is pretty cringe but the fans of the 90s horror icons will definitely enjoy some parts of the movie.

Nothing I can say that hasn't already been said after decades of being watched. I will say that the movie holds up as a self contained experience that's almost timeless.

Considering it's nothing like the comics, it's a great keanu reeves performance in a time when comic movies were a risk to make.

It's a giant radioactive lizard punching/being punched by a giant gorilla. Fun to watch but nobody's here for an Oscar. And that's not necessarily a bad thing.