Kenneth Salas

Better than the movie!

Even when it’s not a holly jolly Christmas, it’s still not a holly jolly bad time!

This house deserved better, and so as this movie. :<

Critics don’t understand what fun is…

My favorite part was when it was made from a potato, has a head sticking out, and it’s spoken in Spanish! 🥲💢

I mean… what the **** do you want me to say-?

¡Chupa mis huevos!

When the name went from a movie to a whole franchise.

Do you wanna have a (not) bad time?

“Don’t lie unless lying is helpful for you to get out of a situation where you’re trapped!” -Schaffrillias Productions