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I like to try to understand why I don't or do enjoy movies, so although I've seen many, I won't write a review until I can put it into words.

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I've loved this movie for as long as I can remember, despite its many flaws. It's just a creepy chaotic mess with a bunch of really cool ideas. Pyramid head looks great and has one of the most brutal scenes in the whole movie. The ending leaves a bit to be desired but the movie is worth a watch.

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Silent Hill

Movies | Horror

This one's pretty good! It has some awesome fight scenes. I appreciate it's tendency to avoid tropes and cliches, getting straight to the point. I don't think it will leave a lasting impression but it was an entertaining movie.

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Hanna

Movies | Action

This was better than expected, its not perfect, but surprisingly pretty good. The cinematography is sometimes very disorienting, but after the first 15 minutes it gets a lot better. I don't know anything about the games, and I assume it has almost nothing to do with them, but as far as films tied to games go, this is on the top 10 leaderboard.

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Monster Hunter

Movies | Action

This was a great movie that I could see making the rounds around Halloween. It's not scary, more so spooky and a good choice for most people not adept with horror. The cast was great, the effects were amazing, and it was pretty well written.

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The Craft

Movies | Drama

I love to play the game of "How will producers meddle with every aspect of this show?". It could be a drinking game, take a shot every time you see something that shouldn't be there, a tarp in the background, a producer behind a tree, perfectly tamed animals running around. You would be passed out in a single episode. It really is so bad, but it's so bad its good.

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The Island with Bear Grylls

Shows | Reality

One of my favorite martial arts movies. The storytelling is incredibly concise and efficient. I feel like this could be a three hour movie and probably be better for it, but it would lose its charm. The actual fighting is amazing and extremely well choreographed. Top tier movie.

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Fearless

Movies | Drama

This movie was an amazing time. Nicholas cage fits a bit too well in the jaded mentor role and I'm super into it. It's a kids movie, but it's a great time if you're not expecting a masterpiece.

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The Sorcerer's Apprentice

Movies | Fantasy

I guess it's slightly better, but the real win here is that it was recut in 4:3 and for some reason I like that more.

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Zack Snyder's Justice League

Movies | Action

Aw shoot, here we go again. This sequel looked at the first movie and tried to one-up it in every way, new gimmicks, bigger stakes, more drama, a proper villain. The biggest difference I can find is that instead of street kids escaping the scene, it's posh kids turning to the streets. I enjoyed this flip quite a bit. I do miss Channing Tatum however.

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Step Up 2: The Streets

Movies | Music

A pretty charming but unsurprising story of a dancer from the streets. It can get a bit repetitive, the meme line "aw shoot, here we go again" left my mouth a few times, but if you like this type of movie absolutely go for it

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Step Up

Movies | Music

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