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John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear or his girlfriend, Lori.

MPAA Rating R

Status Released

Release Date 2012-06-29

Runtime 107 minutes

Budget $50m

Revenue $0.5b


TMDB 6.4


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kweku_ananse_haki shared a tip "Worth it for the Flash Gorden seen alone."

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annemarie_dupnick shared a tip "⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️"

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amy_santi shared a tip "I Dont Know Normally Like These Kind Of Movies But I Actually Found Myself Laughing Throughout"

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rather_notsay_6247 shared a tip "...parsnip. This movie is funny, dammit."

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bubby1 shared a tip "This movie is now my favorite due to how good it is I would 100% watch it again"

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mo_om shared a tip "One of the best comdey ahit i have ever seen"

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mary_zee shared a tip "Heart warming!"

kaia_dale-johnson shared a tip "it was good a little inappropriate for kids though"

jenn_dick shared a tip "Sooo many parts... it’s honestly hard to choose lol"

jenn_dick shared a tip "What’s your favourite?!"

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triniti99 shared a tip "Hilarious!"

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aggie_butler shared a tip "So hilarious #comedy"

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brian_geier shared a tip "A silly comedy by the creator of Family Guy. If you like that type of humor, you will like this movie."

damian_montano shared a tip "Yes it’s so good"

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tori_shelton shared a tip "It's funny n good"

sky_9606 shared a tip "It's hilarious, especially if you're already a Family Guy fan"

quiana_1803 shared a tip "Same it’s my favv!! Good laughs too 😂"

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maria_hernandez_1591 shared a tip "It has a lot of cuss words and is not for kids (in case you have any) but I really do like it"

gwen_slater shared a tip "It's a good movie to watch if you need a good laugh"

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kyle_pat shared a tip "Yes I do its where Ted came alive"

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jennie_pavuk shared a tip "Absolutely the "F@ck you thunder" scene lol"

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nicholas_whitman shared a tip "Ow Its funny"

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crystal_marie_dixon shared a tip "He is adorable and funny and easy to relate to."

melissa_lewis_2559 shared a tip "Dirty humor. Bad language, but I've watched it many times."

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chaseb._wolfgang shared a tip "It is grade A I'm sure you'll love it!"

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_4694 shared a tip "The part where the get into a fight and Ted pulls the other guys pant down!"

muhammad_khan_1147 shared a tip "I think i’ll watch Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind. And you?"

amber_little_9332 shared a tip "Not really a fav part but I love it though"

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jason_rankin shared a tip "Ted? Probably the part where he's working in the grocery store. Its a little raunchy but funny"

luis_suarez_3290 shared a tip "Funny @jassiel_arenal"

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david_mark_3590 shared a tip "Trilling"

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felicity_daugaard shared a tip "Definitely the first one"

tim_white_1680 shared a tip "🤡🤡🤡#comedy @tyler_jang"

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brenin_perron shared a tip "When they are listing all.the white trash names. That gets me every time"

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nathasha_robberts shared a tip "Ha when he finds the **** on the computer in the second movie 🤣😂"

aden_harris shared a tip "Ted is so funny #comedy"

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nubooti shared a tip "It was stupid funny"

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nish_patel_5007 shared a tip "So freaking funny"

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duanallen_niemeyer shared a tip "Watch Bad Trip on Netflix if you got it. It's one of those movies that really surprise you."

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ahmalia_erickson shared a tip "I'm not sure. I'd have to rewatch it to find out. What's your favorite part?"

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jakekami shared a tip "hilarious"

lukas_pires shared a tip "Definitely check out the sequel and I would also check out Good Boys, Paul, or This is the end"

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fraide_dawood shared a tip "it doesn’t let me watch it"

tyler_6278 shared a tip "Ted"

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evan_dobbins shared a tip "Ted 2 is better"

dashyah_jordan shared a tip "Um it's funny but its also very inappropriate."

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vanessa_barrett shared a tip "Yes"

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l__a_vibes shared a tip "Yes, he is actually preparing for sing 2."

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damian_johnson_4025 shared a tip "First"

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jacob_lange_7197 shared a tip "Really funny and really inappropriate but in a funny way"

taylor_young_9614 shared a tip "My favorite part of the movie is when Ted has those strippers over lol."

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allison_raney shared a tip "First for sure"

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brian_negrete shared a tip "How do i watch the movie its just showing me the trailer"

crystal_pacheco_9301 shared a tip "@tristen_fw absolutely! I really like “Four Brothers” and “Mile 22.”"

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elizabeth_santos_5043 shared a tip "I haven’t watched it in a long time, but from what I can remember it was funny"

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billy_chu shared a tip "Me too. Super funny"

kristen_5174 shared a tip "It won’t change your life but it’s funny"

megan_schwartzwalder shared a tip "It’s really funny as long as u like raunchy films. I think it’s worth a watch"

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jennifer_stonbraker shared a tip "Hilarious"

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tyler_redbird shared a tip "Tbh the whole movie is my favorite part 😂😂😂"

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joseph_cruesoe shared a tip "I loved the movie it was really funny. There's a movie called Game Over, Man that has the same kind of comedy"

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tim_dykens shared a tip "Good."

kelly_mulryan shared a tip "Hopefully you get a good laugh out on this movie."

imani_4204 shared a tip "It’s funny. The second one is funny too."

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mary_kate_durkin shared a tip "Oh boy I haven’t seen it in forever! Prob the part where they go through all the white girl names!"

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camping_with_callie shared a tip "Very good I recommend it!"

adam_c_ward shared a tip "Great"

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callie_todaro shared a tip "Great comedy"

theresa_grieco shared a tip "I JUST LOVE TED!. The whole was SOOOO good I watched it 2x's that night!!!!"

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mario_routhier shared a tip "I thought it was a riot. A lot of fun to watch"

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daniel_aguirre_5053 shared a tip "Its good I loved it 10/10"

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marissmariee shared a tip "Honestly im not sure lol i just watch a whole bunch of different ones"

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kiersten_taylor_4924 shared a tip "THUNDER BUDDIES"

pam_smith_9277 shared a tip "I thought it was pretty good"

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samantha_sirk shared a tip "Comedy? Bridesmaids, Old School"

craig_m_4741 shared a tip "Very raunchy!"

khari_rice shared a tip "This one was really good, pretty hilarious and a little raunchy but I love Mark Wahlberg"

greg_summerour_9401 shared a tip "That's tough! My top 3 would be True Lies, Die Hard and Talledaga Nights! I guess love stories are my thing!"

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shoaib_iqbal shared a tip "I think you will like Ride along if you like this movie"

ashley_rudolph_6611 shared a tip "You should, it’s such a funny movie!"

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danielle_weller_3221 shared a tip "😁"

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veronica_rios shared a tip "Funny movie! so is the movie "million ways to die in the West" Seth Mcfarley wrote that one too."

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moriah_terpstra_495 shared a tip "I watched it and loved it"

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gyms_dunbar shared a tip "@serenabaker it's a great mindless comedy lol"

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youssef_harajli shared a tip "Its a really good movie"

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youssef_harajli shared a tip "Recommended"

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kimberly_harries shared a tip "If I remember. I think 1 hour 45 minutes"

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abby_chapin shared a tip "it’s hilarious so great"

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kellz_2125 shared a tip "Love this movie! It's one of our go to movies to rewatch on movie notes! The 2nd one is awesome too!"

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juanita_dewitt shared a tip "Very funny! Sometimes a little crass but very enjoyable."

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Rocky_ReDD_ shared a tip "It's a great stoner comedy"

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trista_thofson shared a tip "It's pretty stupid though 😅"

lulu_2054 shared a tip "omg im so sorry i just saw this. But its a funny movie, i enjoyed it😊"

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lawrence_holland shared a tip "Good 👍"

christy_smith_9593 shared a tip "It is so funny! Not recommend for kids. I think you will enjoy this one!"

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scott_andrews_2472 shared a tip "I haven’t watched it yet, but I heard it was good."

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a_a_609 shared a tip "Pretty funny ngl"

her_angry_bird shared a tip "Not for kids but hilarious"

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timothy_heape shared a tip "It has some crude humor but it is sweet and funny"

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nathaniel_mullins_7552 shared a tip "Other guys haha"

crystal_wyant shared a tip "Horrible bosses is funny & so is Girls Trip"

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david_jessop shared a tip "Lord of the rings trilogy"

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john_gibson_7770 shared a tip "Not really, it's pretty unique, but a good funny series is After Life with Ricky Gervais"

jaylee_ruggirello shared a tip "Hilarious"

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