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After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a prostitute convinces him to fight crime. And ninjas.

MPAA Rating -

Status Released

Release Date 2018-09-28

Runtime 75 minutes

Budget $36k


TMDB 4.8


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Yolken shared a tip "Hilarious premise, great concept, cool cover, awful film."

hannah_hargraves shared a tip "Omg this movie is so funny😂 It’s such a bad movie, but I’m gonna make everyone watch it anyway"

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justin_huddleston shared a tip "What did I just watch? I would never not recommend this gem."

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kaitlyn_mccleese shared a tip "One of my favorite movies of all time. From the opening scene, its fantastic."

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kristin_patton shared a tip "Had to give it a shot after several of my favorite YouTubers shouted it out. Decently done camp nonsense."

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quinn_prinz shared a tip "Lead actor gives off muscle John mulany vibes."

brig shared a tip "Utter Camp. Nothing tops the vfx of the first scene."

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turdX3 shared a tip "I’ve never laughed so hard in my life I love this movie."

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ainsproclaims shared a tip "A dumb nonsense romp that knows exactly what it is."

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aleasha_hintz shared a tip "The Monty Python of generation z. Bad quality, but incredibly entertaining. Genuinely a must watch."

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biyourself shared a tip "Is honestly one of the funniest movie I ever seen haha"

king_4493 shared a tip "*please"

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